The Makeover Funnel
The conversion engine of the 2026 Chaos Era. Audit → Makeover Offer → Makeover Delivery → Upsell.
The flow
- Church requests audit at churchchaos.com via form-copy
- Pre-sequence email/SMS confirms receipt (in follow-up-sequence)
- Audit delivered within 24 hours — see audit-example-beta for shape and church-chaos-index for methodology
- 7-day conversion sequence fires (Day 0–7) — emails 1–7 + 3 SMS in follow-up-sequence, driving toward “Claim Your Free Makeover”
- Makeover offer lives at makeover-offer — what’s included, “what’s the catch?” modal, sign-up flow, The Comms Dept branch trigger
- Optin landing page copy in optin-page
- Makeover production runs 14–45 days (30 average)
- Delivery + 7-day upsell sequence — emails 1–6 + 3 SMS in delivery-sequence, driving Standard ($99/mo) → Complete ($199/mo) upgrade with Pro Church Certified scholarship as the lever
- The Comms Dept branch — fires when church selects “haven’t figured out who runs it yet” on Screen 7 of the modal. See Part Three of follow-up-sequence.
What’s in this folder
v2-package.md— what a v2 makeover delivers (8 deliverables, Mission Control, building-blocks mapping, value math)v2-eligibility-and-tracking.md— eligibility model + resolution algorithm + tracking infrastructure for new and existing-customer pipelinesexisting-customer-reply-scripts.md— Templates A/B/C the team uses when an existing Nucleus customer self-identifies via the Screen 8 secondary CTAmakeover-offer.md— the offer landing page copy, “what’s the catch?” handling, 8-screen sign-up modal (Screen 8 includes the existing-customer secondary CTA)claim-to-delivery-ops.md— operational manual for the new-customer claim → delivery pipeline across the V2 sheet, Comms Dept admin, and Nucleus admindelivery-sequence.md— Day 0-7 post-delivery upsell sequence (6 emails + 3 SMS), Standard → Complete upgrade with Pro Church Certified scholarshipfollow-up-sequence.md— Day 0-7 post-audit conversion sequence (7 emails + 3 SMS) + The Comms Dept branchdelivery-rules.md— email + SMS timing rules (4-hour delay, time-of-day window, blackout days, 4-hour minimum gap between same-medium sends, test mode)arpu-targets.md— Makeovers v2 ARPU model. Goal is $125/month (2.5× v1’s $50)audit-example-beta.md+audit-example-beta.pdf— real audit from beta testing (Bethany Community Church); format/shape referenceform-copy.md— Church Chaos Index form copy (5 steps + confirmation)optin-page.md— Church Chaos opt-in landing page copy